am i going to stop drinking? am i going to reject technology? build a winter garden? learn to play the guitar?
basically 2 doctors in 2 days said my body's pissed. and starting to fight back. even my armpits have started rejecting deodorant (ok, fine antiperspirant)
my i'm dying list:
Hyperlipidemia
Hypolipoproteinemia
Body Mass Index BMI
foot problems
gum disease
dehydration
back problems
tooth health
sinus issues
skin aging
sleep issues
lipoid disorders
changing moles
Abnormal swallowing
Essential hypertension
pre diabetes mellitus
Depression
armpit rash
metabolic disease / leaky gut
weak/tired
Knee problems
pelvic floor
thyroid issues
heart palpatations
spider veins
this makes me sound like i'm 69 in a couple weeks, not 39. get with it, me!
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